“I’m just a little puuuuuuuppppyyyy” should be your new pickup line at the club.
Try this, “Girl I’d like to get up in that booty but I can’t, because I’m just a little puppy.”
(Source: thechocolatebrigade)
- Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
- Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
- Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
- Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
- Tumblr: PORN?
- Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
- Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
- Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Reblog if your mom is beautiful.
Everyone should reblog this.
♥
she’s more than that.
OMG, THE NOTES *.*
(Source: feedy0urmind)
- Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
- Me:
- Astronomy professor:
- Me:
- Astronomy professor:
- Me:
- Astronomy professor:
- Me:
- Astronomy professor:
- Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
